Tired of being made fun of at your Fantasy Football League?

Tired of trying, and trying, and trying and not getting anywhere?

Well, it looks like you suck at it.

The important thing is you took the first to become a better Fantasy Football player.

You must be asking "HOW DO I DO IT?"

We'll get there but first a few things to set things straight.


  • YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL. You may think you do but you don't and even if you did you probably didn't.

  • Watching highlights of all games during work hours won't help you get better. It just won't. You either have it or you don't.

  • It will probably just make it easier for people to make fun of the whole situation.

  • Just don't do it.

LET'S GET TO IT

3 simple steps that will change your life forever.

Step 1 - Draft Day

This is where it all begins and where most people think they are geniuses of Football and get things wrong.

"Oh. You make it sound so easy. Teach me please".

Yes. I will teach you.

1.1 - Open Google

1.2 - Search for "fantasy football draft rankings"

1.3 - Open in different tabs (right click - open in new tab) the ESPN and CBS sports.

1.4 - They should show very similar rankings. Compare and pick one. Just close your eyes and pick.

1.5 - Just follow the rank and draft goes on. JUST. DON'T. TRY. TO. GET. CUTE. (remember, you don't know as much as you think you know)

1.6 - CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST MADE THE BEST DRAFT OF YOUR LIFE.

Step 2 - Week 1 - Setting up your line up

Great! You have made the best draft of your life. How do you not mess it up? Just follow the step below.

2.1 Click on "Optimize" (it will set the line up for you based on whatever algorithm they have for prediction. It sucks but it will probably get you to the playoffs. It knows more than you.)

2.2 CONGRATULATIONS! Enjoy your win.

Rinse and repeat for the following weeks.

Step 3 - Trade / Replacing IR and/or OUT

This is advanced stuff. Working on it.

Come back later!

That's it. Enjoy the Playoffs!